Mitch versus “The Bachelor”
Every girl’s guilty pleasure seems to be “The Bachelor.” OMG he is just soooo dreamy. I guess it would be entertaining to see 25 ladies cutting each other’s throats for this lucky guy looking for a...
View ArticleMitch versus eSports “athletes”
What the fuck is up everyone! Hope your hump day isn’t busting your hump. So I was in Best Buy the other day, my buddy needed a new pair of headphones for his computer gaming because he is a giant...
View ArticleMitch the former D-list child star
Guess which washed up D-list child star went on his first audition in a decade? Corey Haim? No, he is dead. I did. The Virzi trips made our way onto the casting couch (get your mind out of the gutter)...
View ArticleMitch versus Full House, Fuller House
Netflix announced that “Full House” will return to television with a 13 episode revival spin-off cleverly titled “Fuller House.” Does anyone actually give a shit about this? Was Full House really that...
View ArticleMitch versus Bruce Jenner
Brucey-Bruce. I have to applaud the guy/girl for doing the interview. It takes some serious balls/ovaries to stand in the pocket and answer all those questions that Diane was throwing his/her way. I’m...
View ArticleMitch handles middle-aged female hecklers
What the fuck is up y’all? If you couldn’t tell I’ve been a little busy lately with some things, hence the blog has suffered. I’ve been writing some things outside the blog, so I’ll show you the...
View ArticleEnough With The Superhero Movies
Seriously. Superhero movies have saturated box offices for years, and now it’s starting to trickle over into television. Isn’t anybody else sick of them already? I get it, comic books are cool, and we...
View ArticleThe Fall of A Child Star, by a Former D-List Child Star.
Sawyer Sweeten committed suicide on April 23. For those of you unfamiliar with the name, Sweeten was most known for his role as Ray Romano’s twin son on the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond with his...
View ArticleCreating Chaos For Profit
Ever since I have been part of this so called “Blogging game” I have been exposed to a myriad of clickbait-centric sites that will do anything to gain a view, share, like, tweet, pin, tumble, etc. I’m...
View ArticleMitch versus Bombing
What a weekend. I had the buddies from San Luis Obispo come down for the weekend and gave them the L.A. experience, which consists of watching me do stand up on Friday. The last time these guys saw me...
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